It’s been years coming, but it’s finally here. As it stand the narrative is very very dull with the audience being one step ahead of the characters This is a bitterly disappointing horror film which is very dated in look and feel and it says something when Clive Barker himself hated it. Perhaps the film would have worked better if the entire story had taken place through the eyes of Bain similar to Mickey Rourke's character in ANGEL HEART. Effectively UNDERWORLD is a cross genre movie where film noir meets horror but the hand is played in the opening sequence where it's obvious that the kidnappers who abducted Nicole are not human. OTT luvvie spiel but he's as wooden as everyone else Barker himself isn't entirely blameless for this fiasco because there's a problem with the storytelling. It says something when you're expecting Steven Berkoff to do his usual camp. It's the worst type of bad acting - wooden acting which gives the impression the entire cast have been mainlining Valium. It's like a very cheap and cheerless pop video and much of the acting is absolutely painful to watch. If a the screenwriter himself is so angry about the final product then that says everything you need to know as to a film's merits Much of the problem lies in the entire look of the movie for which director Pavlou must take full blame. The reviewers aren't kidding when they claim this one terrible movie.

In fact the only recommendation I can give the movie is that everyone should watch it to see just how bad a film can be. Surely UNDERWORLD couldn't be that bad ? After seeing UNDERWORLD after a 25 year wait I have to confess it is indeed that bad. UNDERWORLD didn't as far as know even receive a video release and the only time it seemed referred to was in Barker interviews when he stated he was so upset by the way George Pavlou ruined his work in this movie and RAWHEAD REX that the only way he wanted to make HELLRAISER was to direct it himself. It struck me as a sci-fi horror film, a kind of QUATERMASS meets the body horror of David Cronenberg but for some strange reason it never appeared in any media reviews and this was a time when horror movies were rather fashionable, even an enjoyable mess of a movie like LIFEFORCE would be hyped by studios. A prostitute called Nicole is abducted from a high class brothel and businessman Hugo Motherskille hires private detective Roy Bain to find Nicole I spent years looking for this movie after seeing a making of feature on FILM 85.

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